Number three: the way a LAM grenade re-angles itself in your palm as you draw close to a wall so it can double up as a proximity mine. Number two: the way the Men in Black talk with the most gut-wrenchingly neutral and emotionless voices ever put into an audio file. Not everywhere (that would have been overkill) but floors like the one beneath the Versalife Hand/Earth statue would dominate reflective surfaces in games for years after. Deus Ex had the best shiny floors ever in games. So first, let's cover some ground that all the other internet odes to Jeezy 'Chreezy' Denton probably don't get around to. I am, in fact, typing this with my right hand alone - the other is delicately balanced palm-up on my forehead in preparation for the dramatic swoon that will no doubt follow me writing the inevitable line: 'And darling! What about the bit where Manderley told me off for going into the ladies' loo! That was so, so. Throw an unwanted packet of soya food into the internet, and the first thing it will no doubt strike is an article bent-double around just what makes Bob Page tick. You've read articles in which men of a certain age get misty-eyed about Deus Ex before.